GRADING RECORDS -- DOES "MINT" EXIST?
The true grade of a vinyl record can be a slippery slope for either
buyers or sellers. In the world of vinyl, truth is often hard to reach. The
approach to record grading can vary wildly. In a perfect world, every record
would be played before it is graded. Some sellers will advertise their used or opened records as “play-graded” to attract buyers.
But used or opened records are usually visually graded, a highly subjective
process of course, and quite dependent on the grader’s eyeballs. (Without my
reading glasses on, my first pressing of Van Morrison’s “Astral Weeks” looks “near
mint” all the way.)
But lets talk about “Mint” condition and why it doesn’t really
exist.
In my experience, no record ever qualifies for that “flawless in every
way” grade. Many subscribe to the belief that a sealed record, never opened,
handled or played, is rightfully designated as “mint.” And yet, the sealed copy
of Nick Drake’s 2004 compilation LP A Treasury I purchased not once, but twice, played with more noise than my Marvin
Gaye Let’s Get it On album once used during an out of control dorm party as a
cheese serving platter. “Mint,” like many of our exalted dreams in life, is
elusive and mythical.
“Near Mint,” however, is real, achievable, relays more honesty about unattainable perfection, and is the highest grade I would give a
virtually flawless record. Some sellers will also refer to “near mint” as “excellent.”
I won’t even get into the tap dancers out there selling records online as “very good plus-plus,” in an attempt to
create an appealing alternative vinyl reality that stops short of using the trusted
words “near mint.”
Hey, I said at the outset that
grading was a slippery slope.
But rather than rattle your confidence as a buyer or seller of LPs, here’s
a useful framework for getting a grip on record grading. Nearly all methods out
there for grading records are based in some way on the system established by
Goldmine Magazine, a respected collectors publication. This grading system, discussed below, is
also endorsed by EBAY.
Mint (M) Absolutely perfect
in every way. Certainly never been played, possibly even still sealed. Should
be used sparingly as a grade, If at all.
Near Mint (NM or M-) A nearly perfect record. Many dealers
won't give a grade higher than this implying (correctly) that no record is ever
truly perfect. Basically, an LP in near mint condition looks as if you
just got it home from a new record store and removed the shrink wrap.
Very Good Plus (VG+) A Very
Good Plus record will show some signs that it was played and otherwise handled
by a previous owner who took good care of it. Record surfaces may show
some signs of wear and may have slight scuffs or very light scratches that
don't affect one's listening experiences. In general, if not for a couple of
minor things wrong with it, this would be Near Mint. All but the most
mint-crazy collectors will find a Very Good Plus record highly acceptable.
Very Good (VG) Many of the
defects found in a VG+ record will be more pronounced in a VG disc. Surface
noise will be evident upon playing, especially in soft passages and during a
song's intro and fade, but will not overpower the music otherwise. Groove wear
will start to be noticeable, and light scratches will affect the sound. Labels
may be marred by writing, or have tape or stickers (or their residue) attached. Sometimes
you might buy a Very Good record as a placeholder, until you find a copy in better condition.
Good (G), Good Plus (G+) A
record in Good or Good Plus condition can be put onto a turntable and will play
through without skipping. But it will have significant surface noise and scratches
and visible groove wear. A cover or sleeve will have seam splits, especially at
the bottom or on the spine. Tape, writing, ring wear or other defects will
start to overwhelm the object.
Poor (P), Fair (F) ONLY
IF YOU MUST. The record is cracked, badly warped, and won't play
through without skipping or repeating. The picture sleeve is water damaged,
split on all three seams and heavily marred by wear and writing. The LP cover
barely keeps the LP inside it. Except for impossibly rare records otherwise
unattainable, records in this condition should be bought or sold for no more
than a few cents each.
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